[Intro] |G Bm| Em Em7|C |C | [Verse 1] G Bm Em Em7 I read the news today oh boy C C/B Asus2 About a lucky man who made the grade G Bm Em Em7 And though the news was rather sad C F Em Em7 Well I just had to laugh C F Em C D I saw the photograph [Verse 2] G Bm Em Em7 He blew his mind out in a car C C/B Asus2 He didn't notice that the lights had changed G Bm Em Em7 A crowd of people stood and stared C F They'd seen his face before Em Nobody was really sure Em7 C If he was from the House of Lords [Verse 3] G Bm Em Em7 I saw a film today oh boy C C/B Asus2 The English Army had just won the war G Bm Em Em7 A crowd of people turned away C F Em But I just had to look Em7 C Having read the book N.C I'd love to turn you on [Middle] E Woke up, fell out of bed Dsus2 Dragged a comb across my head E B7sus4 Found my way downstairs and drank a cup E B7sus4 (B7) And looking up I noticed I was late (ha ha ha.) E Found my coat and grabbed my hat Dsus2 Made the bus in seconds flat E B7sus4 Found my way upstairs and had a smoke E B7sus4 And somebody spoke and I went into a dream. [Interlude] C G D A E C G D A |E D C D| (Aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh) [Verse 4] G Bm Em Em7 I read the news today oh boy C C/B Asus2 Four thousand holes in Blackburn, Lancashire G Bm Em Em7 And though the holes were rather small C F They had to count them all Em Em7 C Now they know how many holes it takes to fill the Albert Hall N.C I'd love to turn you on. [Instrumental] |N.C|N.C|N.C|N.C|E | (hold E chord to fade)